Let me count the ways.
ONE: Merona Classic Trench Coat in Red. Cause I've returned every red trench I've bought but Target ALWAYS knocks them out of the park.
TWO: Merona Houndstooth Scarf. It was sold out in a $15 version and then this $10 one popped up. SOLD. How cute will it be with my red coat?!
THREE: Leopard Ponte Pants. I will never have the thighs for patterned pants but that doesn't mean I shouldn't try them, right? For blogging purposes?
FOUR: Red Colorblock Sweater Dress. I'm generally iffy on sweater-dresses but I just love this. Plus you all say red is my color now, excuse me while I rock the crap out of it.
FIVE: Um, I'm sorry but this Leopard Trench is $10 off right now. And... LEOPARD. Recognize. The only thing is that the print is a bit dark... BUT, that will hide dirt better than my three year old trench that I have worn the crap out of.
SIX: Except then if I get the leopard I probably should not get the Pink Paisley Trench. Although I do have a much lighter-weight leopard one... that's ready to bite the dust. So, both? #shopaholicproblems
SEVEN: And last but not least... one of the holy grail items that I got from Target last year. Please please don't buy it before I get a couple home cause... I wore this so hard Mr. RH thought I accidentally forgot that I have 2 closets and 1.5 dressers full of clothes. So, that was weird. I have it in gray and it sold out in EVERYTHING within a week. I'm getting the purple-y color. And maybe 2 more. Cowl Neck Pullover Tunic. I die.
I could keep going but there is $400 in my Target cart right now and I'm 50% sure I'm going to buy all of it. Although I really only need 1 new trench. But they're sold out locally so maybe I'll order 2 and return 1... as a public service to my fellow shoppers. Gosh, I'm an American hero.
Psst, today, Monday only, there is 15% off on apparel and accessories on Target.com. Use code 1DAYSALE at checkout.
Sadly, no, they're not paying me to say that... maybe in my dream alternate life.