Life as an Almost-Hitched-Bitch

Yes, I've been AWOL for days-on-end (unless you follow me on twitter/instagram), but I have to hop on super-fast to share my guest post on Tess' blog today. 

I'll have a post up later about something that I've been up to - spray tans, engagement photos, swigging champagne directly from bottles, traveling up to my alma mater (and sobbing the whole time), a STUNNING wedding (and the subsequent pressure I'm under to make my wedding Awesomer!), and finally getting some quality time with Mr. RH.

But for now... feel free to read my ass-vice to brides-to-be over on Tess' blog.  I cannot WAIT for her to get back so we can hear ALLLLLLLLL about the big day.

Congrats, Tess!!  (And 89 days and counting for meee.  GULP.)

Mr. RH... He's Not Perfect

People often tell me that Mr. RH seems so perfect.  And it's true, he really does.  He can tolerate Housewives, thinks my blog is fun (he's on drugs), tweets because I am obsessed with twitter, and doesn't hate shopping.

I know, my list of traits for "the perfect man" is long and detailed.

But oh.... he has flaws.

Or, as he might say, I have flaws too.  Not that I'll ever admit it.

Read about his (my) most heinous flaw over on Wearing Mascara today.... and then tell me I'm right, ok?  My ego can't handle it if he's right.

(Also, warning, I think I was a sassy bitch when I wrote that post.  I seem... angry.)

Guest Posting...

In the midst of all the craziness with renovating the house, I completely forgot I am guest posting for Julie at Wearing Mascara today.

Head on over here to read about my failure to launch. I love this post and feel like it's one of my best ever.