Friday, July 8, 2011

Friday Funny

I think it's safe to say that we all know I am a product whore. I love stuff. Be it from Target, Ulta, Sephora, or Rural King (oh hello my Indiana roots!) - there are not many products on the market that I don't at least want to try.

Dear Companies Who Make Stuff: Hi, my name is Sarah and I want your stuff. For reals.

So it always comes as a shock to me when I find something so utterly pointless that even I don't want a crack at it.

Enter: The Va-j-j Visor.

Yes, read that again slowly. Va-j-j. As in, your good girl. Your secret spot. Yep, that one.

And yes, visor.

What is it? Basically, a shield (or should I say visor) that protects your inner (!!) girl-parts from the dangers of... well, anything.

But I think they are assuming more along the lines of shaving/waxing/piercings/spray tans/etc.

For only$7.99 on, you too can be the owner of a shield. For your good girl.

When I accidentally stumbled across this bad boy, I nearly wet myself with the hilarity. I mean... I understand the idea... but in all honesty, wouldn't we learn more from just baring our good girls to the waxer/spray tanner? Even if it just means that we are not wax/spray tan people?

That, my friends, is our Friday funny. Hope you weren't eating cause I would hate for you to choke on your breakfast.

Have a fantastic weekend!

12 Classy Comments:

Michelle said...

That was hilarious. I need to prank someone with a Va-J-J visor now... ;)

-Lauren said...

Only 7.99! What a steal. Definitely a funny!

melissa said...

Um, wow. What a find. Might need to send a few of these out to friends just for the laughs. Could you imagine if some girl is getting spray tanned and says to the lady, "Hold on, I need my Va-j-j Visor." Crazy. Thanks for the laugh.

Wearing Mascara said...

hahahahaha love this!!!!

Ashley said...

OMG this needs to be involved in a prank gift soon! hilarious. :)

Rachel said...

LOL. I really have not other response.

Whitney said...

Sarah...this is too much for me. I'm now forwarding your post to many people at work (in the middle of my work day) which may be inappropriate. Dying laughing! Thanks for sharing.

Jessica @ Acting Adult said...

Oh my goodness. That's ridiculous! Why would someone buy that?!

Legallyblondemel said...

It makes me happy just knowing there are such products in the world somewhere. I don't know what that says about me - or my ladyplace's need or lack thereof for a visor - but there you have it.

The Ratpack said...


You need to join Birch Box, you product whore, you.

designHER Momma said...

and if I ever come to your house, I now know what I'll get you for a hostess gift. Ha!

Sarahviz said...'s basically a female CUP?

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