Soooo.... I may have to just wear nothing to our rehearsal on Friday. I had grand plans of having the perfect outfit... but it's not exactly panning out, yo.
Above is the raw material we're working with here, purchased on super-clearance from White House Black Market... it's about a size too big, so I feel the need to compensate with only the most perfect jacket as a topper to cover where my boobs do not fulfill their duties.
The shoes are my super-steal Cole Haan's from TJ Maxx, but I'm not positive they're doing me any favors, really. Maybe I should abandon ship for something... red?
So I ordered every shrunken-stretch-blazer on the internet and came up empty-handed. And I have a lot of returning to do.
I'm starting to think the blue blazer in the center isn't the worst thing that could happen, but I'm just so unsure. It doesn't fit perfectly, but it does look OK in this picture. Maybe??
I guess I could switch the shoes and settle on one of those jackets.... or search high and low for the perfect cardigan, although the ones I'm seeing in stores this season are all way too long long long.
Thoughts? Opinions? Go naked?
You hold my fate in your hands. Also, I only have 4 days. SOS.