Thursday, January 20, 2011

Sickety Sick, Take 454

You guys.

For the past few days, I have been suffering from what appears to be a Man Cold.

No fever, just the worst stuffy nose EVER. I have used 3 large boxes of lotion tissues. THREE.

I have maxed out the amount of pseudophedrine I can buy legally and taken it all, and now if I want more I'm going to have to risk getting arrested for my pseudo-meth-lab.

My lips are chapped from breathing from my mouth at night, even though I wake up every hour to blow my nose and reapply chapstick.

And the worst part?

This Snowmageddon that's coming? Dropped barely an inch on my driveway and there is definitely NO chance of work being canceled due to a snow emergency.

So, in conclusion.... being sick sucks. And I'm totally getting ice cream for lunch today.

The end.

Hope you all don't catch this man cold from hanging around here. Achoo!

8 Classy Comments:

Elizabeth said...

Sorry you are so sick! AW was sick last week with a terrible cold! Must be something going around. Hope you get better soon! Oh, and we totally had ice cream for dinner one night last week because that is all AW wanted! HA!

Haley said...

That sucks, I'm sorry you are sick. I actually just pulled a double at work yesterday after being diagnosed with sinusitis the day before. Rough shit right there!

Carly said...

Hope you start feeling better soon!!

Meg said...

Ooh, I love the awkward buying of drugs that are borderline illegal but TOTALLY for use by a perfectly sane, perfectly ill person: yours truly.

When I have to buy pseudophedrine from the pharmacy, I may or may not over-exaggerate my stuffiness and general sickness just so they don't think I'm a meth addict. I feel so incredibly uncomfortable passing over my license for them to scan, but darn if I don't need those drugs!

Hope you're feeling much better soon!

Melanee said...

sounds horrid! afrin and sudafed!

Ashley said...

haha love the Man Cold reference -- that's how the husband gets sick...just congestion and post nasal drip NOTHING else. EVER. Lame hah! I hope you get to feeling better!

Mandy said...

Haha @ "man cold." Hope you feel better soon! It seems like everyone around me is getting sick. I hope I don't catch it. Stay well!

Naturally Caffeinated Family said...

aww, I'm sorry you have a man cold (that made me laugh :)), I hope you're feeling better!

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