The moment I publicly scorn a fashion trend is usually approximately 38 seconds before I decide to embrace said fashion trend.
That being said, I sincerely hope that this is not true in the case of today's fashion mystery: The High-Low Trend.
I saw it a couple of months ago on Forever21, but recently F21 has taken the obsession to a whole new level.
So, what is High-Low, you ask? I'll tell you.
In a high-low garment, the front of the garment is cut high... so as to show of the maximum amount of skin in the front.
In the back, on the other hand, the garment is cut low... so as to appear as a member of the Amish community from the back.
(Ok, I'm KIDDING! I live in a community with a few Amish and many Mennonite families, all of whom are the NICEST people in the whole world. Not to mention, their families are always beautifully dressed AND perfectly behaved. We could all take a page from their book, promise.)
But it's not just dresses who are in on the fun. Oh no, that would be too good. Skirts have gotten in on the fun....
Ladies, meet the High-Low Trend. Hideous from the front, deceivingly ugly from the back.
In other words, THE MULLET of fashion trends.
Ladies, you have your warning. Spread the word, near and far. You can never be too careful.
Stay safe, friends. Avoid mullets at all costs. In fashion and men.