Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Why Do Trolls Have All the Fun??

As I mentioned in yesterday's post... I was seriously terrified to post about swimsuits. Or my body. Or anything.

Like I said yesterday... posting about yourself in a swimsuit... well, it's just not done.

I was expecting a variety of hateful comments.... ranging from "You'd be less mushy if you stopped eating all those cake balls" to "I thought you said you had fat thighs, you stupid skinny cow." (Hmm, maybe I was just hoping a little bit for the second one. I'll never tell.)

So I wasn't too shocked when Anonymous showed up... but then, I kinda was.


And of course she (he?) came back for more. Once was NOT enough.
Anon, I give you points for brash commenting and not being afraid to have conviction. I mean, you see what your little mind creates, I suppose.

But I would like to clarify.

Have you been here before, anon?

Cause if so, then you have heard me complain endlessly about my flat, sparse hair.

And today, I am wearing a skirt to work and I haven't shaved my legs since Friday. And trust me, nobody will be able to tell.

So, Anonymous, your theory is falling apart. I believe the only thing you were seeing is my va-gine-huh. Because I'm a girl and I have one.

So, in the future, if you were going to attempt to make me feel bad about myself - well, you should try a new tactic.

How about one of these topics?
  • Pale Skin
  • Dark Spots on Skin (Sun Damage)
  • Chunky Thighs (No amount of leg crossing/posing makes them go away)
  • Posting Vain Pics of Oneself on the Internet in a Swimsuit
  • Having Unpainted Toenails
  • Having an In-Betweenie Belly Button
  • Being Ugly in General
So, Anonymous, those are some helpful hints for next time.

And for all of you, my most favorite-est and sweetest readers, group hug. I feel like we talked out some body therapy yesterday and it just gives me the warm squishys. Especially since you all kept mentioning my flat stomach. Which is an optical illusion.

This mirror right near my "posing area" always captures the less flattering angles. You can tell that despite massive amounts of "sucking it in"... the pooch remains. Oh well.


Oh, and dear readers, one more thing.

You are all beautiful. Pooch or not, skinny or not, bikini or not.

And anyone who tells you otherwise is a troll.



P.S. Some of you asked about my hairstyle from this weekend... I posted directions and pictures on Chic Critique.

38 Classy Comments:

Stephanie said...

I just can't believe someone takes the time to post things that are mean?! They seriously need to get a life. If you have nothing nice to say...don't say anything at all!

I think you are fabulous! And gorgeous! And that "chub" you think you have...sweetheart...trust me...THAT'S NOTHING!!! :)

mrs.mfc said...

ughh i'm rolling my eyes over here. how stupid.

Trina said...

You my dear are lovely! Pooch or not, unpainted toes or not, "chunky" thighs or not.

{and for the record I never noticed the toenails or thought you had chunky thighs:)}

KLC said...

Omg trolls are sooooo ridic. What a perv! Going to read about how you did your hair right now!

Jen @ Little Bit This n That said...

Um, gross. I'm so glad people are doing something productive with their time!

Clemson Girl said...

So if someone is looking that closely in that region and "thinks" they see a bush AND THEN finds it neccessary to point it out...they're pervs. End. Of. Story.

KatherineAnne said...

That is terrible! What a jerk! Number one...you do NOT have big thighs, number two you are obviously your own worst critic. I think all the swimsuits look beautiful on you. Don't let those losers get you down on yourself! Hugs! xoxo, KA

The Pink Chick said...

You look amazing! I wish I looked that cute in a swimsuit. Sorry for the stupid anonymous commenter. What a creep!

TheBeautyFile said...

I have to tell you, I give you a LOT of props for the bikini post. I don't even wear them, but you're absolutely right, everyone is beautiful and should show it!

sewingstacy said...

Thanks for the updo directions! I have fine, thin (straight) shoulder length hair. Can't wait to try it.

melissa said...

You are the best! I just love your positive attitude and good sense of humor. Some people just lose their mind over stupid trolls and you just don't let it bother you. Good for you! And while I love your self-deprecating sense of humor, I have to disagree with that list. You're beautiful a beautiful girl!

Melissa said...

What in the world?!?! Why do these ridiculous people have nothing better to do? Just laugh it off!!

katmcd said...

Absurd. You look great. Anon is either jealous, a perv, or both. Don't ever let people like that get to you.

SouthernBelleJM said...

I think anon is just being mean for the he!! of it.

And no way about the belly button! Seriously, we're we parted at birth? Same body and same belly button??!?!?!?! Mine is neither an inny or outy. It's right in the inbetween. It doesn't stick out, but it isn't necessarily inward.

Anonymous said...

Is there a jungle down there?

Brittany said...

Sarah, don't put yourself down about your flaws. You look awesome in bathing suit! Where are these chuncky thighs you mention?

Anon. seriously needs to find something better to do then harass you. They're obviously too scared to say who they really are. Don't let them get you down.

Brittany said...

Dear Anon,
Get over your crush and move on! You're being a creep.

Rachel said...

Some people just have far too much time on their hands. And if you ever worry that your pooch is too big, I'd happily show you mine and trade. You look fantastic!

Rachel said...

Some people just have far too much time on their hands. And if you ever worry that your pooch is too big, I'd happily show you mine and trade. You look fantastic!

Rachel said...

Some people just have far too much time on their hands. And if you ever worry that your pooch is too big, I'd happily show you mine and trade. You look fantastic!

Kristin said...

Some people have WAY too much time on their hands. You look fabulous!

Chicago Mom (Heather) said...

Tell Anon that 70's big hairy bushes are IN STYLE and so insanely hip. (I don't know if this is true or not)...

People need to get a life!

The Ratpack said...

GASP! I can't believe someone would say that! I'm kinda shocked right now.

You are one of the nicest bloggers I've ever known - nobody should have anything mean to say about you!

Anyway, love your attitude about it! And I forgot to vote yesterday, but I love the blue suit on you, and hey, I'd get both bottoms (solid and polka dot)!

Legally Fabulous said...

bahahaha. people are so nuts. love you!

Andhari said...

I read that comment and so grossed out by that stupid, impolite anonymous. Must be a sad ugly person with no life

randomblogette said...

Such douches! When I was at my skinniest I always had a pooch too! No amount of working out could make it go away. I wish i still had that little pooch!

Lacey Bean said...

Ummm, ew, ew, and ew? How inappropriate! What a gross comment to make! And I also have that little pooch, no worries! We're still hot! ;)

Allison said...

Weird! I have no clue what the person is talking about, so it doesn't even make sense.

Her Southern Heart said...

Someone obviously doesn't have a life...who says something like that!

Rachel said...

I love you, your blog, and your pooch!

You look faaaaaabulous girl :)

d.a.r. said...

I can't even think of something snarky or witty to say.

What a jackass.

Taylor said...

The fact that you just blogged about your vagina makes you wonder woman. I cant wait to tell my husband next time he rags on me about 'blogging about silly things'. I can now retaliate that we talk about important things!

Anyway, kudos to you for having the balls (even though you've established its a vagina) to post this. I would have sat in my room alone and felt bad and not said anything for fear of offending someone! You go, girl!

formercitygirl said...

I just found your blog via the McMommy Chronicles. You are hilarious. I'm adding you to my favorites. BTW, the swimsuit looks great.

kk said...

hahah you are one badass bitch! don't listen to the haters! i love your blog and have plenty of haters myself. have you never heard that you have to love your haters because they are your biggest fans?

Mrs. Smith said...

Wow - you're a doll. Feisty and a doll.

Anonymous told me last week that I looked like a pig. A greasy haired pig.

I would be offended if I weren't a size 2. Mooshy size 2, yes, but definitely not piggish.

And I'll own up if my hair looked a little greasy. Maybe I washed it that day. Maybe I didn't.

Oh well. :)

Lo said...

That is just over the top rude!! You are super brave to even post pics of you in a swim suit. I like the blue polka dot one!

Wearing Mascara said...

Um... yea... this is why I love you :-)

Amy said...

This is hilarious that this person is taking time out of their life to make an idiot of themselves via stupid comments. You're awesome. :-)

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