Monday, September 9, 2013

Happening Now.

If I were to type the contents of my brain exactly as they appear on the inside of my head... it would go something like "as;lejraelijrdkljiwantcake kljadfasdfiejxdkjflekjrlajdklasdjf;aoiejla  adjfa;ldkjfa;sdlkjf epfoaiejf lkpeople alifjalifdjldfjasdlkfe deeuduekadf somuchtodo alksdjflakfjweif wanttosleepnowforever aedlfkjaelriuj3eis."  I'm paraphrasing, but you get the gist. 

The past week has been a complete whirlwind of GET SHIT DONE TODAY and we have definitely entered the phase where I hate anyone who looks at me funny (which is everyone, most especially Mr. RH) and I am officially ready to Get On With It.

And yet... I'm already mourning the fact that it'll all be over in a heartbeat and I'll never get these minutes of my life back.  Rage-inducing as they may be.

Will I always remember...

... the knock-down drag-out fights Mr. RH and I have been having (repeatedly) over our reception grand entrance song?
... that my dad told me my use of the F-word (which I don't believe I've ever used in his presence except in the past 5 months) is so appalling he is ashamed to be my father?
... that my bridesmaids and their last-minute alterations make me want to text them 24/7 to make sure it's just DONE ALREADY?
... that I've spent hours and hours on Amazon looking for the perfect hair adornment for a steal... only to fall in love with the $175 comb?

... that after 2 nights of good sleep I thought I was cured of being a sleep-lunatic.... only to get up at 4 this morning an hour after dosing on sleep meds and giving up.  Did I mention the whole world is foggy today?  Just a little bit?

I feel like the "just relax and enjoy" part of this planning process is just days away. 

Just keep swimming, right?

Happy Monday!

6 comments:

  1. Hang in there! I have a feeling I'm going to keep getting more wacko as the days tick away. I'd totally get the cheapest comb - honestly, NOBODY is going to care one bit about it. You really can't see the details when it's in your hair. And you'll be gorgeous regardless. Save that extra money for something awesome - like a much needed massage :)

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  2. Stay on your bridesmaids! I finally got sick of hounding my SIL and she ended up picking the dress up the day before the wedding and it didn't fit! (She didn't try it on before leaving the store). She was uncomfortable all night (which served her right haha) and you can tell in all of the pictures that it is too tight. Also, for the comb... do you guys have a Charming Charlie's? I found all of my stuff there!

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  3. I think the "steal" comb is the best looking option of hte three - for sure.

    Also, you will totally forget the pitfalls of the wedding process. EVERYONE has them, you are not alone.

    I finally relaxed *kind of* on the Wednesday before my wedding. There does come a point where you just have to throw up your hands and grab a drink.

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  4. It'll be over before you know it. Then you'll look back with fondness on all the planning. Maybe. At least you're sure to laugh about all the worries and stresses.

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  5. Oh my gosh! I came back just in time. You will make such a beautiful bride :). And if you want any wedding horror stories to calm you down, I'm happy to share!

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